We are hiring
Freelance Contract Opportunity for Software Engineer
Full time 1 year contract.
GoodBuzz is a pre-venture backed startup developing the best event marketing software for desperate bands and events organizers who have tried all the marketing tricks they know, but still can’t attract enough attendees to their events to become Rich, date nice women, buy big house, drive nice cars, and spend vacation in Bora Bora. Sad ya?
Imagine how disappointed you’d be if after spending days and weeks planning and organizing your event no one showed up. You know what, it happens too often, and it’s so painful that we want to help with some magical tools that make all events successful.
If you like magic, and want to practice magic, join us with your unique personality and talent.
We are looking for an experienced Software hacker who:
- loves writing beautiful code for scalable web applications
- has Strong front and back-end PHP experience
- is able to say the alphabet backwards while standing on one foot
- has current and rock-solid knowledge of PHP 5.x, deep understanding of implementing secure, fast PHP applications for both page generation and APIs.
- has experience working with MySQL 5.x with special focus on SQL query performance tuning, replications and data partitioning, etc.
- is able to say “I save the world coding in a box day and night without light and a boss behind my ass”
Sound good to you?
Before you send your rock science engineer resume, here are some ugly bad news:
- it’s a FULL TIME freelance opportunity – Your contract will forbid you to take other jobs, or be involved in other deals. If first 3 months successful, you will be contracted for 1 year, and so on.
- Your first responsibility will be to dive into the current system, database and source code. Modify the system per requirements. Improve the performance of the system. Coordinate with the hosting company to ensure system uptime and availability.
- You’ll receive great compensation + a monthly “Enthusiasm Bonus” (we only work with happy people)
Alright, now comes your Show time.
Please Show us what you are made of by:
- most importantly, send us a web app you wiped up or program you built
- sending a resume to jobs”@”linkcrafter.com
- tell us how you would achieve the goals stated above so we get an idea of your approach (Hint: only hackers who don’t need a boss to kick their ass to move, are self-directed, take initiative, prioritize and solve problems with ownership will be considered)
The Goodbuzz Sage